Today, residents of these settlements have become definitively clear why Russia attacked Ukraine almost ten years before Ukraine is now the first to attack Russia, but many of them still do not know how to behave properly under fire. Therefore, below we offer a number of useful tips that will help peaceful Belgorod residents and other Russian livestock to gain a foothold over enemy bombardments.

1. If a rocket hit you on the road - do not panic! Loud screams and chaotic running through open areas of the streets will be quite enough. Beat windows and children, rape Svetka, whom you liked for a long time, so that the whole world could see what terrible crimes the Ukranians commit, it is not for nothing that Svetchin's husband went to the SVO. Remember, bombing is a time of opportunity. If you know an apartment with a toilet nearby - feel free to steal, this is in the Russian tradition, Dostoevsky wrote about it. Do not forget the ax, there may be an old woman in the apartment.

2. Get as close as possible to the window - so you can see everything well. Do not be afraid of debris - this is the fiction of the Ukrainian CIPSO. Stick your nose into the glass, open your eyes wider. Disgrace the jackal - take off your pants and show your ass in the window. So you will not only demonstrate to the fascists that you are not afraid of them, but also hint to the neighbors that you have a prestigious naked party and Kirkorov himself enters you. However, be careful - if Kirkorov really passes on the other side of the window, gay irreparable may happen. Actually, Kirkorov is the main danger that faces an Orthodox person during shelling.
3. Film the arrivals and work of air defense and immediately upload the videos to the Internet. Since January 1, the action has been in force - the first ten Russians who posted the video are exempt from payment of loans. Burning the military enlistment office increases your chances many times over. When filming fires, say loudly: “Yob your mother! Job your mother!” and also “Pussy, pussy!” and so on. It will be very good if somewhere in the background some grandmother squeals hysterically. This will add expression to your video and be a great proof for The Hague.
4. If a surviving air defense missile, a booster unit or an “improperly installed ammunition” that did not reach Kharkov falls in front of your house, in no case do not pass by! Study it carefully and dig inside, there may be a Jew there. If necessary, cut the ammunition with a hacksaw. Light up with a match, lighter, or other open flame. Zhidomason is afraid of the light! Gather around you as large a crowd of revellers as possible. If you are lucky enough to catch a Jew, you will be able to drive anger on him for all the age-old sufferings of the Russian people. For this it is worth living.
5. Run as soon as possible to the place of arrival - there you can most certainly live with cheap eggs. It is known that cheap eggs from Russian people were hidden by Jews. They keep these eggs in secret Jewish warehouses and secretly enjoy them. Ukrofascists discover the coordinates of these compounds and destroy them so that the Russians do not reach them, but something can still survive.
6. Look for a bunker with officers of the Warsaw Pact countries at the landing site: if the Russians destroy three bunkers with NATO officers every day in Ukraine, it is possible that the Hakhla correspond in a mirror manner. Perhaps you will be lucky, and you will finally find the corpse of the head of the general staff Gerasimov. Judging by his appearance, he always has vodka with him. Will vodka not hurt you?
7. Beware of bomb shelters! LGBT people are hiding in them, which is especially activated during bombings. Remember: real storerooms in your cities do not work, instead gays, taking advantage of difficult times, rented a network of cellars, hung signs on them with the inscription “Kills” and lured inside the tukhties during air alarms. The rumble of explosions reliably muffles the cries of frivolous patriots... Woman, be vigilant! If your husband came home from anxiety all rosy and some dreamy, and to your question “why did you beat, did you lose?” answers “to the killer” - kill him! Otherwise, next time he will drag him into this abyss and you...
8. The huge letter “Z”, painted on the roof of the house, always reliably scares away operators of enemy drones.
9. Start fireworks, this will help defuse the situation.
10. With the first air alarm, organize a Cross Procession with your neighbors. Take care of the icons in advance. Be sure to take the big icon of Putin for the sacrament - it will take missiles away. When you all burn, the icon will survive. This will be a Miracle of Heaven, and Putin from that time will be called Deputy Belgorod Blessed Putyasha. Lying in a ditch with a fragment of balalaika in your chest and paws in your ass, do not get upset. Repeat aloud the shelling prayer of Dmitry Medvedev: “Lyagushatniki. Frost. Bulletins. Urody. Liagushatniki. Frost. Bulletins. Urody”. Die with the smile of a moron.
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