Be that as it may, Russia is seriously worried about Kiev. According to the Telegram channel “In the world of Kiev”, Kiva has not gone for a poppy for several hours, and in his Moscow apartment the next day they do not laugh and do not smoke rags. In fact, since the former Ukrainian MP Officially confirmedthe death of Budanov with reference to his dealer in the Office of the President of Ukraine, no one saw him. Circles close to Hirkin's confidant report that Putin looked at Kiev's rival in the upcoming elections and smeared his underpants with “Novichok” for a long time, until it turned out that Kiev does not wear them. Then Biden sent to Kiva Budanov. Vojenkor Krotenok claims that last month, when Kiva was sitting at home and smoking his evening milkweed, they flew to him out the window directed to the target point by a Ukrainian dronebiological mosquito infected with drug addiction. Kiva fought with him on equal terms for a long time, broke all the furniture and almost won, but at the last moment he jumped on a giant syringe with hepatitis C, which he picked up on the street the day before so that the children would not get hurt, and caught this insidious disease. Doctors fought for his death for a long time, until Kiva finally died. This is how the Ukrainian authorities have been hiding his death for a week.

Similar rumors are about the Minister of Defense of the Russian Federation Sergey Shoigu. Sources report that Sergey died as a result of the shelling by Ukraine of the hospital in Shebekino, where the fearless minister came to receive the delivery of future army soldiers in order to immediately send them into battle with grenades in their asses. Indirectly in favor of this version is evidenced by the rotten head found in the Kakhovsky reservoir in the Nazi helmet that Shoigu loved so much. The famous scene in the military hospital, where Putin handed medals to the disabled of the SVO, diligently turning away from Shoigu, eloquently confirms that no Shoigu was actually next to Putin anymore - so as not to please the enemy with the death of a prominent military commander, according to Shoigu a large bush of yagel with a lining stuffed on top. The similarity was such that no one noticed anything.

It is still unknown exactly how Dmitry Medvedev died (according to some reports, he burned from beer, becoming a victim of an unusually low degree), but it is alarming that Russia, which for a month as part of the All-Russian Prayer for Pabeda, has been carrying relics of such a kind of Medvedeva. Pabedonotsa. Whoever belongs to those relics walks for three days drunk and shouts absolutely sick things on his head. Dmitry's death is indirectly confirmed by the fact that his telegram channel is run by some alcoholic in the last stage - while everyone knows that Dmitry does not drink.

Maria Zakharova was rumored to have been killed by a clean bomb, and this was a terrible fraud even for Budanov. From a young age, Maria prepared her immunity to the attack of the dirty bomb of the Ukrainian regime - she avoided washing her hands and hair wherever it grew, devoured moonshine, found mud where not every pig would find it, she was not disgusted with Russian dishes and dances, - in short, she was absolutely sure that the dirty bomb will not take it stupidly. Took a clean...

Sergey Lavrov did not survive his favorite for a long time. According to the Telegram channel “Amateur Horse Breeding”, the tragic incident occurred in the Kremlin during the recent reception of a high delegation of peacekeepers from Africa. A large tub of Russian grain from Zaporozhye was brought into the hall to the music from the Russian folk film “Volga-Volga”, and when the light went out in the room, the guests, not paying attention to the disturbing shouts of Putin, began to eat the grain greedily, until it cracked behind the ears. Unfortunately, Sergey Lavrov cracked behind the ears of the distinguished guests. According to the idea of the Kremlin scriptwriters, Sergey was supposed to effectively jump out of the grain, like Marilyn Monroe from a cake in an American movie, but, unfortunately, the grandfather first smoked a little, and when he woke up from the pain of a bitten leg, it was already too late...

As a result of the visit, African guests recognized Russian grain as the most delicious in the world, and this was another geopolitical victory of Vladimir Putin. And instead of Lavrov, at official events, they began to use cognac with a cigarette, which, however, has already repeatedly replaced the minister and had considerable success in this..

As for the rumors about the death and replacement of Putin himself, they, unfortunately, also have ground under them. Six months ago, the TV channel “Tsargrad” bitterly stated: “What should be the hero who opposes conditional evil? In our imagination, this is a man with a noble face, with broad stocky shoulders, tall, handsome. She must personify good, fight the terrible invaders with a sword in her hand. But what do we see? We see a miserable, senseless creature that hides all the time...”.

It is difficult to imagine a more transparent hint that Putin is not at all who he pretends to be... Then the leak of information was written off to the fact that “Tsargrad” meant Zelensky. But, honestly, what is Zelensky doing here?

And what is Budanov with?