Putin learned how in the Russian army he is respectfully called among himself. According to rumors, he repeatedly clung to the corresponding questions to Shoigu, and he answered that, they say, differently - “Boss”, “Giant”, “Basketball Player”, “Vyaliki Pobeditel”, and each time it seemed that something was missing in these nicknames, for example, “Clear Solnyshko” or there, say, “God”. During the revolt, thanks to the telegram representative office of “Wagner”, it turned out that the Russian military called Putin “Pip”. Immediately afterwards, Wagner's telegram office was blocked so that other presidents would not be envious. Putin has always been against the cult of personality.

With the help of the Prigozhin uprising, the Kremlin once again managed to erase the burning smile from shameless Ukrainian lips. Actually, from the first hours of the revolt, opinion leaders in Russia were puzzled by only one problem - that the jackals would laugh. Compared to how this whole situation would look in the eyes of the khals, the burning of Moscow was a minor trifle for them. How the Russian people triumphed when Prigozhin sewed Ukran to a fool! What did they bite? Hahli, what about the face?! The khlas, however, still rusted for some reason, now already over the hand-crafted Russian riot, which even in the contest of hand-held Russian riots would take second place, but the unpleasant fallout, of course, remained, in connection with which, according to rumors, Moscow is now developing a more effective stage Ariary: Prigozhin enters Moscow, catches Putin, cuts off his pipe, swings a sledgehammer... Khla eagerly anticipates the massacre... Prigozhin changes his mind! The Hahls are disappointed. Putin outplayed them again.

During the uprising, Putin checked in real time whether the transponder and the deep suitcase were disconnected. The transponder disconnects properly, the suitcase is practically bottomless!

Putin has clearly shown America what a powerful geopolitical depth lies behind him. Anyone who contacts Russia will deal with Lukashenko. Yes, unlike Kiev, you can take Moscow in one day at all, but then Lukashenko calls, and you just don't get away from Lukashenko, and his lips are colder than those of a drum dog.

With the help of the putsch, Putin rallied the residents of Moscow more strongly than at any time in history, clearly demonstrating to them that the threat of homosexual violence is not propaganda fiction, it is completely real. Few had doubts about the potential of the graduates of prison universities from the Wagner group, especially the Orthodox oligarch Malofeev. And if there were NATO Negroes in the place of the “wagons”?.. So.

Summing up the results of Prigozhin region, Russian analysts state that “Putin was bent by the zeks.” Thus, Putin showed the Russian people that he is as simple as they are, he can also be scorned and brought to a snot hiccup by simply showing him a “goat”. Now Pipa's popularity among the people will grow even more!

With the help of a putsch, Putin allowed his subjects to know the true tsarist mercies - Prigozhin (undoubtedly, at Putin's request) promised the family of each Russian pilot killed by the “wagners” as much as 50 million rubles. Happiness has come to people's homes, because they have never been paid so much for this! From here, the patriots of the family make the most important conclusion: you can really make money in Russia only on the putsch. This is very useful information for the near future.

Thanks to the march of the “Vagners” to Moscow, for the first time it was possible to bring Dmitry Medvedev out of a binge.

The Wagner raid allowed not only Putin to work out his relocation skills, but also, in particular, the talented Russian journalist Margarita Simonyan. So, Prigozhin has not yet reached Rostov, and Margarita has already dissolved into the air without writing a single tweet, despite the fact that in good times the mouth of the diveshka practically did not close. Apparently, she had already prepared a reliable den somewhere in Dubai for such a case long ago, and while the “wagners” rolled to Moscow, Margarita was already assimilating in a new place, finally grew a beard, opened her own beaver-house, and adjusted her life. Tonight, she will most likely return to the talk show to Soloviev, shaved as if nothing had happened, but already with invaluable experience. Therefore, when everything happens for real in Russia, Simonyan is unlikely to be found, and Soloviev will have to tape himself on the gallows without a girlfriend. Although he will not be alone on it, of course.